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Monday, May 5, 2008

Slut Puppies Unite


Okay, by a show of hands how many of yall are readers of Cosmopolitan? Okay keep them up. How many of you actually practice the techniques in said magazine. How come all the hands went down? Yeah, exactly. I admit it I read this magazine, and have done so since I was about 10 years old. Do I ever use anything out of this book? NO WAY! Will I ever? Maybe, but that's besides the point! What I mean to say is that Cosmo has cultivated a culture of Slut puppism. Its okay to get down and dirty if its for the sake of pleasuring yourself or your man...SCREECH! Hold on. They make it sound so normal to do all of the sex secrets and tricks. And now every other issue is the sexy issue or the bedside astrologer. Way to combine fornication and astrology!! Wow.

Now, I'm not going to be a hypocrite because I can tell you right now that I'm looking at the latest issue and taking the quiz in the back called "Do you send out sex vibes?" But I'm just saying that we all have to watch it. Because we get desensitized to things very quickly and start to believe that its normal to do certain things or that its expected of us to go above and beyond what is comfortable for us on a personal level. Don't get sucked into the sexual media trap okay, ladies? Tongues aren't supposed to go there! that's what that weird taste in your mouth is.


P.S. According to the quiz results: I am a playful provocateur, meaning that I "realize that lively conversation is key to getting the right men to their melting points." Umm, do I really want to get the right man to his melting point? What will I do with all the man-goo? Gross, well toodles.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is soo true!! I'm almost ashamed to let people know that I read this stuff. I was at the salon on Saturday and this nine year old sat next to me as I was reading Cosmo's article on Naughty sex tricks!! I quickly flipped over to the next couple of pages so that she wouldn't get an eyeful. Needless to say, I will be reviewing that article tonight in the privacy of my own home! Cosmo-they had the key to all things good!!

Random Thoughts of Me said...

Well, I'm glad I don't really enjoy reading stuff like that...I may pick it up and start, but actually buying that kind of stuff is out of the question for me... I've been trying to read more Bible based stuff anyway... (try it)Its real refreshing and uplifting! As for Cosmo, its in the trash for me...toodles

KarriB said...

Man goo? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Cosmo is overrated to me. They have 4 positions that they rename 50 times. There's only so much one can really do.

Rachel said...

exactly but if you come up w/ an exotic name you can have 15 years of new kama sutra moves. Did yall check out the cover "The sexiest things to do AFTER sex"? Ridiculous!

~Miss Chastity