Okay, by a show of hands how many of yall are readers of Cosmopolitan? Okay keep them up. How many of you actually practice the techniques in said magazine. How come all the hands went down? Yeah, exactly. I admit it I read this magazine, and have done so since I was about 10 years old. Do I ever use anything out of this book? NO WAY! Will I ever? Maybe, but that's besides the point! What I mean to say is that Cosmo has cultivated a culture of Slut puppism. Its okay to get down and dirty if its for the sake of pleasuring yourself or your man...SCREECH! Hold on. They make it sound so normal to do all of the sex secrets and tricks. And now every other issue is the sexy issue or the bedside astrologer. Way to combine fornication and astrology!! Wow.
Now, I'm not going to be a hypocrite because I can tell you right now that I'm looking at the latest issue and taking the quiz in the back called "Do you send out sex vibes?" But I'm just saying that we all have to watch it. Because we get desensitized to things very quickly and start to believe that its normal to do certain things or that its expected of us to go above and beyond what is comfortable for us on a personal level. Don't get sucked into the sexual media trap okay, ladies? Tongues aren't supposed to go there! that's what that weird taste in your mouth is.
P.S. According to the quiz results: I am a playful provocateur, meaning that I "realize that lively conversation is key to getting the right men to their melting points." Umm, do I really want to get the right man to his melting point? What will I do with all the man-goo? Gross, well toodles.
