Recent happenings have exacerbated my Danny Glover fears. I was at Buffalo Wild Wings and a movie came on, we couldn't figure out what it was. Danny Glover had these cream/gray pants on with suspenders. But he had hungry booty syndrome, that man has a long crack y'all. No joke, he kept lunging and running but the pants kept their same place, right in the crack. Sigh, needless to say I couldn't watch it anymore. But this episode reminded me of this awful dream where me and Danny Glover were...let's just say we shared a scary moment. Y'all that was one of my worst nightmares that I can still remember (besides the D'Angelo one where his mouth was full of Taco Bell meat, BUT I digress). Anyway, today I just noticed that a friend had Danny Glover as one of his celebrity look alikes. No way does this guy look like Danny Glover and believe you me, I mentioned the long crack thing. Oh well, I guess everyone else isn't adamant about this kinda stuff just. Well, me and Bernie Mac as the racist cop on Friday...
"I hate you black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-a** Wesley Snipes. "
Well I don't let it get under my skin like him but you get the picture. LOL. Does anyone have a celebrity nightmare? I am not the only crazy one...c'mon. You don't have nightmares? Watch this.
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