I Feel the Need to Leave

I’m feeling froggy yall. I need to travel. Drive, run, jog, skip out of town. It’s getting old doing the same ol’ same ol’. This rut isn’t even comfortable. I’d like to see some new people, spend entirely too much money, be a guest, and sleep on a strange bed. I could do all that in town but where’s the fun in that? C’mon who’s with me? Where we going yall? Seville? Paris? Glasgow? No? Maybe later…how about Tuscaloosa (yeah, I said it), Huntsville? Memphis? Savannah? Chattanooga?
Any of these options is cool with me. I just need a weekend to lock down on it. So what will it be people? I’m so sick of Birmingham right now I could…I could…LEAVE! Tell me am I the only one getting cabin fever?